How to smuggle a duck in a carry-on 101

the title is self explanatory, hope this helps!

all of this is probably false cause it comes from quora 😭

whats essential to know about a handduck

how should we do it?

step 1

first of all, you cant; ducks are confiscated at security checkpoints, so its essential the duck is placed in the luggage section

step 2

unload the chamber and disassemble the duck or dont (depends on TSA's duck designations) and place it in a secure container

step 3

get a tag saying that you're carryign a fireduck and place it on the container

step 4

make sure with the person checking ur luggage if everythings alright and youre done!